ZOMBIES!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!
When the zombie apocalypse starts, about 67% of the world will be eaten. Plain and simple. You know who those people are? They are the people who have never even slightly bent to the idea that there is a possibility that a Zombie apocalypse might start. They are too scared to see themselves as awesome zombie hunters and prefer to see themselves as "mature adults"
Well to those people, I poke out my tongue at you and go "ner ner ni ner ner."
People need to realise that the zombie apocalypse is now, more than ever, a medium to highly likely occurrence in our lifetime. I tell people this and they're like "get out of town" and I just tell them I will... when the time comes. But the reason it is so much more likely now is because we have people like me (but much smarter) thinking to themselves "I really want to see a zombie apocalypse in my life... I'm going to create a virus..."
Did you know that the Pentagon has a zombie survival plan? That's right, the most organised disaster team in the world (probably) has planned for impending walkers... and I can guarantee their plan won't include getting you to a safe area. Especoally people like me... who live in Australia.
All I'm saying is be prepared... then you could be in the 33% of us that survive.
Anyway, enough from me... how are you?
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